For twenty five years the font has tried to instil in us all the view that McDo's are not a healthy eating option. This of course means that a vicarious thrill floods our souls whenever we pass one of these illicit eateries. Wilf listens intently as I read out the ingredients. Pain aux grains de sesame. Viande de boeuf. Cheddar fondu. Sauce Onctueuse. He licks his lips. " Sauce Onctueuse you say. Sounds like fine dining to me ".
We sit outside. Chunks of McFarmers now way up there, together with coconut icecream, in the PON pantheon of delights.
A pit stop on the way home. These days a break scheduled, religiously, every two hours . Wilfs concentration interrupted by a friendly horse that wanders over to see what he's doing. Wilf turns and gives it his " Blimey ! How about some privacy round here " glare.
Fish, potatoes and peas with his dinner time kibbles. He sits licking his lips. "All that needed was some unctuous sauce and it would have been perfect ".
A good , laughter generating day.