Sadly for Wilf no one dropped the turkey or the Christmas pudding. However, mystery surrounds a plate of caviar and blinis that had foolishly been left unattended on the drawing room floor for all of five seconds. Had another gannet eaten them or was that a guilty smile on Wilfs face ? All but the victim gave him the benefit of the doubt.
'The font' got an oil free chip fryer as a gift. I thought this wasn't such a bad choice . It could have been worse. 'The font' seemed less convinced .